Deep within the labyrinthine library, the Prophets of Despair have hidden the ancient scrolls of doom.
These scrolls hold the secrets of the universe's most crushing defeats.
We use a variety of techniques to predict your impending doom.
From astrology to numerology, we've got it all.
We've worked with some of the most downtrodden of souls.
From hapless heroes to doomed dictators, we've got the stories.
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We're not actually prophets, we just really, really like doom.
Our team of experts in despair is dedicated to bringing you the latest and greatest in despondency.
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